Was I was proven wrong! Once we were in the car, I realized I had not heard a peep out of her in several minutes. I looked in my rear-view mirror. Her nose was buried in the book. I had earlier decided (during the "sugared-up" time) that I was going to abandon a much needed trip to the grocery store with her. Seeing her engrossed, I decided to give it a try and said, "Hey Kelly, wanna go to the grocery store w/me right now?" To which she replied, "Noooowwwaa, I wanna ready my new boooookkk!!!"
"Well, how about I put you in the cart and you can read it while were shopping?"
"OK!! Yeah, mommy, let's do THAT!!! It will be FUN!!!"
I was not so sure... but I jumped on it.
It was one of the most amazing grocery trips I had ever been on with her! She sat quietly in the cart, reading the WHOLE time, barely even looked up, no whining, no negotiating...never asked me to buy anything even ONCE! I could not believe it! I had found pure gold! Oh man, I hoped this was gonna work more in the future! I dreamed of more perfect shopping trips like this!
And it didn't stop there. She sat quietly in the big chair almost all night reading that gory little book! Giggling and laughing every couple minutes (apparently the gore is mixed in with a lot of humor)
At one point she starting laughing hysterically and ran over to me, pointing at the front cover of the book, "mom, MOM, guess what the other book by this author is called?? Sir Fartsalot Hunts the BOOGER!!! hahahahaha! Can I get that one at the libary next mom, PLEEEEAZE??!!"
Hello, um YEAAAH, I think YES!